Not too bad for our first real tree! 😊🎄🎅
literally me omg
christmas gift ideas: send nudes
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the butt.